Yes. I got a bit drunk tonight. How dare you for judging me. I feel like I learned to juggle…and you learned nothing.
Did you try to do one thing in the past 30 days in which you won at life? Did you hold the door for someone? Did you buy someone’s groceries? Did you compliment someone? Did you do anything that you would not have normally done?
If you have been following along this entire time and you haven’t done anything nice for anyone…
Get ready…this isn’t going to be pleasant for you…
F*CK YOUR F*CKING STUPID F*CKING FACE.
You are someone that no one likes.
So here’s your wake up call. You have all of the month of July to do something nice for someone. Just tell me what you did, and I’ll give you props. Like, Mad props.
If you don’t want to do something nice for someone…well…you should probably…
I may or may not be reallllllly drunk as I’m posting this.
I’ll come up with something sober tomorrow 🙂