August 15th

Posted: August 15, 2012 in bucket list, Comedy, Diet, exercise, Inspiration, Motivation, Uncategorized, weight loss, Will Power

Remember when I said I was going to back off and not post all the time?

I worked from 6:50am until 8:05pm today, straight. I am not used to that at all because I’m what’s known to people that work hard as, “a vagina”. Not having a lunch break is weird, you just shove food in your pie hole when you can. Jimmy Johns was very good today. That’s all I ate. One sandwich. I should probably eat more than that. Whatever, don’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real dad! There is absolutely no way to transition from that to this, so here’s this:

The one thing I forgot to mention in the video, is I’m being paid to hug myself…that’s going to be a really creepy one, don’t worry Michelle 🙂
There you have it. I’m accepting challenges until Saturday at 12pm. Keep em coming, it’s for a great cause and I forgot what shame feels like 20 years ago…so it’s a win win.

If you were too lazy to watch the video here are the things I am doing for 20 dollars each:

  1. Ingesting 6 blazin wings from Bdubs
  2. Ingesting a tablespoon of cinnamon
  3. Ingesting a whole gallon of milk in 15 minutes
  4. Standing on the corner of Lincolnway and Pine Lake Ave in LP while wearing skinny jeans and a sign that says “Honk if you want to abolish skinny jeans”
  5. Wearing a dress and jewelry to my golf league on Friday
  6. Doing my best Chris Farley impersonation from memory.
  7. TBD

I feel like I’m missing something…but whatever, the point is…that’s 140 bucks raised for a great cause. So f*ck it. Skinny jeans here I come. I honestly hope to all that is holy in your life that the LaPorte Herald Argus is there to snap a photo. Get more people involved with people going through some shit times, and making it better. That’s what life is all about, right?
Alright, I’ll see you guys Saturday at the benefit at the Best Western.

  1. Please dye the milk and work on getting a slow-motion backward replay. I want to see green milk go back in your mouth.

  2. weirdest comment of the day goes to you, Cary. By far.

  3. Janet Nevills says:

    Ok Ben, I have a challenge for you!! It just so happens that next weekend, the 25th we are having a benefit “work out day” for the same family! I am asking anyone that will be working out that day to pay $10 to do so at Ladies Fitness Zone. I challenge you to come to our 9am jazzercise class in a tank top, tights and leg warmers. It will be an hour of hilarious FUN!!!!! I will personally donate $50 to your cause. What do you say?!

  4. mommyest09 says:

    You are out of control!

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