Happy bday to Timmy Macalka. We’ve been best friends for 30 years. He probably doesn’t like you. I have no idea why he likes me. For whatever reason, he’s put up with me for this long…It’s like a marriage. Only sexier.
Tonight, here is the first video for your viewing pleasure. It is my stupid attempt to remake a scene from Billy Madison:
I’m pretty sure my buddy Jonah paid me twenty bucks so that he could say the line “He called the shit poop”, on film. I pretty much had more fun filming this than anything else…and I have no idea why:
How do you like that amazing video editing? Pretty good eh? Well then get ready to be amazed…here’s a Jenna Marbles inspired video that my friend Abby wanted me to make, I got her 20 bucks in the mail today:
How about THAT video editing? Eh? Eh??? YEAH!
Sooooo…my friend Mr. Ben Braden has a 5th grade class, and he wanted me to make a video talking about what that was like and why I think it was a good thing and all that jazz. Keep in mind I was trying to make this video for 5th graders…so you guys might have to play it a few times to really sink your teeth into it:
So we’ll see if these kids pull through, and if they get to see me doing something realllllly stupid to myself. I hope they pull through, for your sake. You know you want to see me in a dress, getting smacked in the face with pie. TRUTH.
I recorded myself singing the Nebraska fight song while packing a care package but the damn video won’t load. This is the 2ND day in a row it’s being a little bastard. I’ll figure it out tomorrow. Robin paid her money, and she deserves a damn video!
That video should be the last one that I owe…let me know if you’ve paid and I’ve forgotten any…I swear I’ll do them!
Lastly tonight, here’s the funniest thing I saw online today:
Ok seriously though, if you haven’t checked out the videos of me making 100% a complete ass out of myself at Jazzercise…go here and look at them:
Here’s a little taste, just skip to like the last 15 seconds and I think it’s the funniest thing that I’ve done on this blog. I’m so awkward: