September 4th

Posted: September 4, 2012 in bucket list, Comedy, Diet, exercise, Inspiration, Motivation, weight loss, Will Power

 

Everything hurts.

Already.

P.S. I weighed in last night. 265. SHITSNACKS.

Then I weighed in this morning. 263. WHEW.

Then I weighed in tonight. 265. DOUBLESHITSNACKS.

It’s not uncommon for me to fluctuate 5 pounds or more…so I won’t be seeing any immediate numbers.

Also, everything hurts already. I don’t know if I mentioned that.

5am is a bitch. 5am runs are bitches. I’m a bitch.

I forgot to time myself this morning, but it was slow…speaking of slow…

I have to figure out how to post quickly because it’s already 8:45pm and I’m going to be late for bedtime. HaHa. Bedtime.

I did everything I was supposed to do today, and I even got to swing through to watch my buddy Mr. Luke coach his girls’ volleyball team against LaPorte tonight. LaPorte did damage. They are good. Luke’s team has a lot of heart, and I did notice that most points that went longer than a few volleys, they won. So kudos, Luke!

 

That’s Luke standing up there in the middle. See how many fans he brought with him? Oh yeah,it was just me. Just me, alone, at a high school volleyball game. Looking like this:

 

That’s my new driver’s license photo. They told me I couldn’t show teeth when I smiled.

Do you see why I’m using September to focus on losing some weight? I mean seriously, there is enough room on that double chin to seat a family of four at the Olive Garden.

But I digest,

It’s bedtime…I’ll be more specific tomorrow about what transpired.

 

Comments
  1. But, I wanted to look like a serial killer in my Driver’s license photo!

  2. rmpanos says:

    I showed Ben and Jimmy Pressel my drivers license pic at the fair and Jimmy says to me and I quote “Jesus, were you TRYING to look fat in that picture?” so mine is horrible, granted when I get my new license in December of 2013 I’ll look like an anorexic version of me, but anyhow, get after it Mr. Ben. I am pulling for you!!!!!

  3. Amanda Lower says:

    Haha. Oh I really wish I could enter the heads of those few people who you encounter that don’t know you. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Luke Starkey says:

    Maybe next year!

  5. abbyhacker says:

    I see they played the Pirates….that’s my old school. You best not be talkin shiz about my old school!!! (actually, it’s ok – the place has really went downhill since I graduated!)

  6. Andrea says:

    Love the DL photo! I think that’s the most awesome picture ever. Epic.

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