September 22nd-23rd

Posted: September 23, 2012 in bucket list, Comedy, Diet, exercise, Inspiration, Motivation, T-shirt company, vegan, weight loss, Will Power


That was me this weekend. Off the rails. Mucho fun. Had a wedding to go to, Melissa “Mighty Kite” Robertson was in town. Taco Bell AND Redamak’s was had.


That was Melissa trying to enjoy her meal, and me not letting her.

Side note, said she hadn’t had Taco Bell in 7 years. Maybe that’s why she’s not fat.

It wasn’t all a wasted weekend, I put new handles on my kitchen cabinets:


Also, I’ve really been thinking about this one scene in a documentary I watched about food this summer. The scene was about what shitty nutrition food does to your stomach as far as making you feel full.

Something like this:


This is the only picture I could find regarding the scene I’m referring to. I get the main point here, better for you food fills you up more than shit food does. 400 calories of carrots and tomatoes is going to fill you up a LOT more than 400 calories of butter. Also, I’ll never become a veggitarian vegatarian vegetarian….shit I can’t even spell it.

The real reason I won’t become a vegatarian:

Transitioning that into the real world, where people don’t just eat carrots and tomatoes (sorry vegans…you don’t live in my real world)…here’s something I made:



If that’s not damn scientific…I don’t know what is.

That being said…I’m glad that I’ve been cooking for myself more…I’ve felt more full, and I’ve dropped weight. This week I’ll be cooking some more veggie meals and such just to try to see how much I can test the limits of me hating myself for turning my back on Bacon.

So let’s check in on the bucket list , shall we?

My Bucket List until December 31st 11:59pm of 2012 is as follows:

  1. Dunk a basketball. 
  2. Raise 500 dollars of other people’s money for the LaPorte Small Animal Shelter (It’s easy to donate, harder to raise those funds).
  3. Go on a 4 day weekend getaway somewhere tropical by myself.
  4. Meet a famous person, people from reality TV don’t count. Also I have to shake their hand in order for it to count.
  5. Become SCUBA certified.
  6. Attempt to break a Guinness World Record Most people in one place wearing sunglasses at night! 7/6/2012! Wrigley Field!
  7. Learn to play one entire song on an instrument.
  8.  Start a side business, or create some form of secondary revenue stream. *Your multi-level marketing pyramid scheme is not what I’m looking for, sorry*
  9.  Achieve one of the following: 1) Weigh 205 pounds. 2) Have under 10% body fat 3) Have noticeable abs
  10.  Bungee Jump (I’m 100% f*cking terrified of heights)
  11.  Learn to Juggle four beanbags at once.
  12.  Complete a sprint triathlon LaPorte YMCA Sprint Triathlon Saturday, August 4th Two Hours and Twenty Minutes

I’m REALLY working on number 9..stupid number 9…October is almost here and I’m down 15 pounds….but that’s clearly not enough…I really have to step up my game if I’m going to be 205 by the new year…

Bullshirter is not dead. The fambiz is insane right now, and I think the bullshirter idea is something I’ll have to kick off once the first snow hits.

Goodnight world. I’m going to do my best to finish out September strong like bull!

Here are a few pictures that I think are funny. Enjoy your night!





This last one I’ve included because I find it very interesting as a movie lover. I don’t really blame Hollywood for being less creative…I blame the American public for wanting to see Harry Potter 88, rather than taking a chance on something new.


  1. Luke Starkey says:

    I wish there were 88 Harry Potters! As said on Scrubs, “I love Harry Potter so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard”.

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