March 1st

Posted: March 1, 2013 in Comedy, Diet, exercise, Inspiration, Motivation, weight loss, Will Power

UPDATE: I can’t get this to format correctly so just make due, jerk.

My friend Brad and I have been having fun coming up with names of celebrities that I look like and then changing their name to reflect my current weight.

I present to you, our findings:

Keith Uban:                                                                                                                                                                                              

keithurban

Beef Urban:

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Beef Urban is hungry

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bradley Cooper:

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Fatley Cooper:

Photo on 3-1-13 at 5.11 PM

PLEASE for the love of Christmas. If you can think of any others we should try, please put it in the comments. Fat Pitt, Bulk Hogan, Chritian Bale-oney excluded.

So now that that’s taken care of, take a look around the page! I’ve added a place up over there on the left had side where you can follow my inappropriateness on Twitter or enter your email to get my hilariousness in your email. I’ve also added a “most viewed posts” down there at the bottom, and I didn’t even know which of my posts had the most views until I changed that setting. Funnily enough, the post from yesterday just CRUSHED it in page views. Only 33 people came to the blog that day (I didn’t post a new blog), but somehow I got more than 1,000 views. So a few people were doing some WORK. If you let me know who you are, I’ll buy you a  willpowerthru t-shirt when they get made.

Seriously, check it out, the dark colored bar is people that visit, the light colored bar is pages that those people click on. Yesterday, HOLY BALLS:

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Charts and graphs give me the weirdest boner

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve written some stand up material, and I’m going to the comedy club on Tuesday of next week to see how the open mic night works. I’m probably not going to get up and tell any jokes, but I’m super excited to check it out. I have an insane amount of respect for anyone that has the balls to get up there and tell some dick jokes and try to get a laugh.

I hope to get up there in the month of March and try to do it. I haven’t been this excited for something since my ex girlfriend said we could try that one thing. That’s a long story but the cops were called AND the gerbil escaped.

I’m late for dinner so I have to run. I’ll update the whole “How fat are you and what are you doing to not be fat” tomorrow.

Have a great weekend kids. Here’s a few funny pictures to help with that:

cat

hi

arnold

Arnold is 6’2″ btw…

stunts

Comments
  1. Christie says:

    Thank you for a good chuckle! Great post!

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