Holy Shit

Posted: March 4, 2013 in Uncategorized

It is currently March 4th. I feel like some people were confused by the title of tonight’s post.

The reason tonight’s post isn’t a date (for the first time ever) is because it’s Monday.

ok ok…it’s not because it’s Monday. It’s because I’m kinda drunk.

Remember when I said I was going to drink and still lose weight?


holy fucking shit that i just said fuck without blurring that shit











I actually just sounded out the above joke and it was not funny. I’m kind of sorry, but really what I meant to say was that I am really kind of drunk and that shit is HILARIOUS. And that I’m like…285..


I just thought about this.

I’m currently really drunk.

I’m currently not improving my lot in life.

I’m currently going to show up at work tomorrow and be a big piece of shit.

I’m currently ok with that.

I’m currently realizing that I’m going to show up tomorrow and be a big piece of shit and then realize that I’m ok with my lot in life.

Lastly, I’m going to look at this tomorrow when I’m sober….and regret everything….well maybe.

Here’s how i feel…

































  1. Tara says:

    At least you’re not drunk dialing while eating Fruit Loops…all alone and crying…that would be weird. That’s neeeever happened before….ever, at all.

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