willpowerthru

Early post tonight because I’m going to try to get some household stuff done, you know, around the house. I’m going to go buy some cooking paraphernalia so that I don’t have to try to mince garlic with a serrated knife like some sort of homeless person.

I also have a Dr.’s appointment tomorrow morning super early because my ankle is still jacked up and not healing on it’s own. I really would like that to get back to normal.

I haven’t cooked myself dinner yet so there’s no dinner picture, but here’s the scale today:

276 – 266.2 = 9.8 pounds since I’ve been posting my scale and dinner pictures. I’d say that’s getting somewhere.

285 – 266.2 = 18.8 pounds in two weeks. I’d say that that’s getting somewhere too.

P.S. This is all from not eating or eating healthy. This is 100% diet and 0% exercise. Wait, how much exercise is sleeping? Is it a lot? If so, I exercise like ALL the time.

Honestly, I’m getting more into the swing of things, and it’s getting easier. Yes, I feel hungry sometimes, and yes, my stomach growls sometimes, and yes I don’t care.

I know that it takes willpower to do this, and so far mine is holding up nicely.

I’ve done the math (my brain didn’t explode), obviously my body isn’t going to keep giving up pounds this easily, but if all goes well I should be down another 20 pounds or so by the Tough Mudder, although if my ankle is seriously hurt I don’t see how I’ll be able to recover, train, and run that race in a month and a half. I’ll be playing that one by ear.

My apologies that this is more of an update blog post than an entertaining one, but I can’t hear you complaining over the sound of me BEING AWESOME.

That’s a very Archer-esque statement. In honor of my favorite TV show, aka the only one I watch besides SNL…here’s how it’s going for me, via ARCHER GIFS WHICH ARE BAD ASS!

I used to be all…

 

And also….

 

And now I’m more like…

 

Which means…

 

Ta da!

I know you are all dying to know what the hell is going on with my ankle, my guess is that it’s Jesus punishing me for something. He does that, right?

ALSO, if you aren’t yet following me on Twitter…what the hell, man?

@kenbonowitz

 

DO IT!