March 27th

Posted: March 26, 2013 in Comedy, Diet, exercise, Gout, Inspiration, Motivation, Uncategorized, weight loss, Will Power


Sorry bout that…I kinda fell off the deep end over the weekend. Willpower eluded me. Orrrrrrrrr I eluded it. But I will say…


I ate and drank and carried on and blah blah blah blah:


I think that’s like 2 pounds back up from 265.something

I’m ok with that. I partied my booty off. LADIES, don’t worry…my sweet, sweet backside is still there, it was merely a play on words.

I’m absolutely not ready to go hardcore back into it again…

"But I Must"

“But I Must”

So now that my ankle feels marginally better I’m going to go to the gym after work everyday. I have no time for Noon Hoops…and to be fair my ankle is STILL hurting. BUT TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I WAS A LITTLE DRUNK THIS WEEKEND AND DID AWESOME THINGS AND WAS AWESOME AND DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.

Not tonight though.

Tonight I’m sitting at home playing a video game. Which might entail some delivery food. I DON’T KNOW.*

This video game:


I’ve been waiting for around a year for this to come out. I played Bioshock 1 and 2 and I LOVED them. This third version is supposedly amazing and I will render my verdict toot-sweet on the issue henceforth scalawag otherwordsthatdon’tmakesensehere

I’m going to go play.

I love you all. Don’t fight. Follow me on twitter: @kenbonowitz

*it must definitely will involve delivery food.

I promise to get serious tomorrow.

Tomorrow I’ll be at the gym at 5pm until 6pm doing squat thrusts or maybe something that looks like this:



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