Post as fast as you can. 11:30PM start NOW:
I got up at 5am
Not gonna lie, I did half assed P90X Yoga this morning…I was friggin tired.
I worked, got to go to noon hoops, stayed at work until 5:55, (flossed in the truck like a baller) and made it home at 6pm to hand out candy while listening to more of my audiobook and catching up on some world news…it’s been A WHILE since I’ve read the news and I was starting to feel really dumb about things going on. Still do. I mean I only had an hour, then I left to go to the comedy club as just an audience member to take in the show. Now I’m home blogging. Day OVER.
Obliterated my Nike Fuel band goal:
RAOK! Gave out KING SIZE candy bars to the kids that braved the cold/wet night to come to my house….SIX total!
AND THEN our first sold out show as the new owners of the Drop Comedy Club:
1. Blog about it everyday: DONE
2. Wake up at 5 am on week days and 7am on weekends: DONE
3. Must physically step foot into the YMCA and workout every morning before work (P90X doesn’t count): F*** ME
4. Floss everyday (I just know I should do it more) DONE!
5. Teach Millie to come to me. (she knows “sit”…and that’s all) DONE!
6. Do a Random Act Of Kindness (RAOK) everyday. DONE
7. Say “yes” to something once a week that I would normally have said “no” to. 2/7
8. 5 Videos for Charity
9. Weigh 242 pounds or under at the end of the 50 days or donate 1,000 dollars to the KKK
10. Eat one meal that has vegetables in it every week. Which means I will ingest 7 more vegetables than I would have normally. 1/7
The add ons:
11. Nothing to drink other than water (no booze, pop, beer, OJ, milk, Crystal Light…NADA) DONE
12. Publish one new joke on Twitter every day. DONE
13. Only eat food that has been purchased at the grocery store and/or prepared by someone not paid to do so. DONE
14. Keep an accurate calorie count of all food every day. DONE
15. No spending money on anything other than necessities (example…bills, groceries, clothes are ok) DONE
16. Full abstinence (because any willpower month that doesn’t include not touching your dick is just silly) DONE
17. Wear the Nike Fuel band every day and hit 3,000 fuel points everyday DONE
18. Finally learn a damn song on the trumpet.