Oh man GUNS AKIMBO is silly, stylish, and bad ass. I loved it. 1 day ago
Ohhhhhh they called Trump "45" because he can only produce offspring with 45 degrees shaved off their faces. Got it. https://t.co/udPTxu3CaU1 day ago
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